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highwaystarmanny:

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

same

  • how to finger a girl: put your tongue in it.

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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"I’ll take nachos all the way, with no guacamole. So like, 3/4ths of the way."

Me. Being an idiot.

OH GOD I JUST MADE A REALLY CORNY JOKE TO A CUTE WAITRESS I FEEL SO NERDY HELP

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"Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money."

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