If you’re the type of person that goes into the stall right beside the only other guy in the restroom I hope you trip in front of a large group of people because you suck.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
Aka tbt to bringing girls home at Womack
*seductively moves empty beer cans out of the way to make room for pizza*
Holy shit so fucking accurate. “Guys there’s a girl coming over let’s clean the pizza boxes and Taco Bell bags off the floor and try to make it look like we didn’t drink three cases of beer in the past two days”