Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
FUCK SO TRUUEEEE
(via andrewcwheeler)
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
(Source: whitestgirluknow, via getamongst-it)
gettin really tired of getting understeer in my car
throw a little weld in the dif
I mean more like I’m tired of my front tires slipping.
Put drag slicks on the front.
McDonald’s trays on the rears
