- 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
- 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
According to this video if you have fantasies, masturbate, or even think about masturbating, your marriage will end in a horrible divorce and your children will become depressed homicidal (and suicidal?) maniacs. And then your entire family will burn in hell.
Find solace in the bottom of the bottle, friends.